I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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