how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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