I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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