she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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