i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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