yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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