just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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