I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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