If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
