I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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