that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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