Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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