What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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