Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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