Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
we're so committed to being not committed
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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