The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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