I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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