How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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