We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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