I want to have your abortion
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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