Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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