In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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