i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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