AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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