All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Randomize
