he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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