You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he thought i was a dude.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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