i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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