let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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