i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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