yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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