Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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