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say what?
wanna hang out?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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