just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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