and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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