yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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