i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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