Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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