I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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