did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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