Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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