Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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