My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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