Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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