You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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