I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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