i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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