Well apparently he's into motor boating.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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