omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I love having hate sex.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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