It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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