But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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