Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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