rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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