Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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