i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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