the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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